Retrograde doesn’t need your permission. It shows up anyway.
You can light candles, ignore horoscopes, or swear astrology is just space fanfiction — doesn’t matter. Mercury is still doing its thing. 🏎️💨
👉🏼There’s no hiding. 👈🏼
Retrograde isn’t about belief. It’s a window that exists whether you care or not. You could not give two shits, and the cycle still rolls on. The emails still misfire. The delays still test your patience. The ex still texts “hey.” 📲
Here’s the point: you don’t have to work with it. But pretending it isn’t there doesn’t erase it. These windows exist to help if you want them — a chance to reflect, recalibrate, or at least laugh when the tech craps out.
Belief is optional. Existence is not.
TL;DRetro™
You don’t have to like retrograde. But you can’t hide from it either.